The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to get sick

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!