The power to see when people fart.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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A good Kisser

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to lose this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!