The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!