The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the powre to spel

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!