the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!