You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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Stop clapping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!