The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to science.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to get in the van

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!