The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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God tier Waste of Space

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!