The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!