The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!