The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!