the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the ability to hover

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to be powerless

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!