the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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The ablity to hate everything.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to think of powers

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!