the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!