The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to breathe

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the power to fail

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!