The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to eat food.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Power to develop diseases.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!