The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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A good Kisser

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!