The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see when people fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!