- Pointless Super Powers

Super-slowness

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

The power to live,but only when you are dead

God tier Waste of Space

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to be a normal human

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to hear fish.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!