- Pointless Super Powers

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

+15

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Tits for a guy.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

Meatvision.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed