The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!