The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!