the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!