the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!