The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to fail

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!