power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!