The power to see into the present

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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Meatvision.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to go on this website

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!