The power to poo.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!