The power to sleep through a dream.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!