The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!