The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to not see ads

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!