the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!