- Pointless Super Powers

The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

the ability to type slower.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

the power of being yourself

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to exhale clouds.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to burn the sun.

The power to be yourself.

The power to die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!