The power to actually care what these people are writing.

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to eat ass.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to science.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!