The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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the power of words

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!