- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to grow one wing

The power to mind reeds

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

A good Kisser

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

Pointless Super Powers