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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011
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The power to smell thoughts.
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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The power of Bulletproof fingernails
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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep
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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual
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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.
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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN
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The power to get a boner when you're horny.
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The power to see even though you can already see.
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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.
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The power to read the minds of rocks
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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.
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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.
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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears
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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket
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Nihat Do?an
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the power to have a dick in the box
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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!
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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!