The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power of words

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!