The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!