the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to like this power

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to change your eye color.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The ability to levitate birds

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The power to say you have a superpower.

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!