The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to die at will

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to eat food.

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A healing punch

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power of being yourself

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to die.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!