The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!