The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!