shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to eat your poop

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to jerk off

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!