The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!