The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to be powerless.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!