The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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X ray vision on chairs

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to die.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!