Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!