the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to eat your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!