The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to go suicide

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!