the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to be dead

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to shit bricks

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!