The power to eat food.

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A healing punch

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power of being yourself

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to die.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!