The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!