The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

The ability to part...hair.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to state the obvious at will.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The ability to fart pee.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to grow one wing

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to eat food.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

Power to develop diseases.

the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!