The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to become yourself

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!