The power to like this power

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!