the power to create bad superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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the power of words

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!