The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to count to potato

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!